NONE of your FAMILIES’ BUSINESS

Come the Holiday season it seems everyone gets caught up in the hustle and bustle. Albeit the seemingly never endless shopping, or planning the perfect party — from dress, menu, and ambiance to invitee’s and traditions — the holidays bring a sense of urgency and anxiety gift wrapped with a pretty spirally bow — then perfectly finished with a heavy-handed sprinkling of Paxil, Prozac, and Xanax.

This year we looked forward to the Thanksgiving and Christmas related inquiries from our readers — begging even pleading for our help. So to thee, fellow “Holidazed” I say unto you — RELAX!!!!!  It’s only a few days of your entire heinous New England winter, you’ll survive!!! I beseech thee to stand up, leave thy padded rooms, unclench thy white knuckled kung-foo grip on your unrealistic expectations — and come celebrate that which makes even the burliest of men cry, and the mother of 6 natural birthed Satan spawned hellions — hit her knees…